Oh. My. God.

I know I haven't written in a long time. I apologize. But I have to get all this BS out!

Well, if you think about it, it's not actually BS. It's the start of something. Surprisingly, it's about Jarrett.

There was a holiday dance tonight, and Jarrett was there. Yeah, yeah yeah. So, there was a dance, and Jacob and Gabby and Casey were there. So, this song was playing and I was going back to the gym and Jarrett was walking the other way and he kind of ran into me, and he was like, "Woah, woah, WOAH!" And then he talked to me again! I know it sounds kind of retarded, but it's a big deal to me.

A huge deal!

FOOTBALL!!

Okay... So normally I don't like football. I hate it mostly. But when it comes to my team... I LOVE IT!!!

So today was the Wisconsin state football game and my team was in it! I went with this one girl in my class and her friends. When we got there, we were just sort of wandering around Camp
Randall... And we saw ALEX!!! I said hi to him, then we left to go sit somewhere else.

Okay... Here's where it gets shitty.

So, my friend, Ali, went to go find her other friends, so I was kind of just sitting there with her sister. Then her sister left, and I started playing Pac-Man on my phone.

Then, Alex came down to see if I was alright, you know, since I was alone and all, and we just sat there and waited for Ali to come home.

AND DUH... THE WAUNAKEE WARRIORS WON. 45-0!!!!!!!!

-Grace

Well....

Nothing much happened today. Except...

I went rollerblading for like 3 hours.

And... I went to kwik trip and saw this weird hillbilly guy from my class named Ryan who thinks he's a gifted singer (he's not.) who was biking around by this bar this really popular guy's dad owns. It was weird.

WOAH!

OK... so do you wanna hear a song?! It reminds me of Alex, and everyone in my class. I know it's kinda stupid, but still.

Cheers to the Freakin' Weekend...? (Not.)

So, tonight I went ice skating. And I was pissed off because one- my friends who said they would come didn't! UUUGGGHHH! And two- well, I'll get to that later.

It was pretty fun, for the most part. I was hanging out with my new friends, Kennedy, Hope, and Courtney. And unfortunately, I got wound up in all of Jill's crap.

She hates Hope. God knows why, but she hates her. I think she's really nice. She was in Alex's class last year, and she's much more popular than me, but she has a good heart.

So, Hope and Courtney were having a skating race thingy, and Hope fell, hard, and she almost starting crying. Then, Jill starting laughing! Jill was so mean! So then, I told Hope that Jill was laughing at her. So, then Jill's sister came up to me, and started swearing at me. Not very nice, Madison.

Then Kailey comes up to me, and she says, "I'm not deaf, Grace! I heard to talking about me!"

"I know you're not deaf, Kailey, I'm not stupid," So then she was all pissed off at me for the rest of the skating thing.

But now I'm scared, cause Jill told Kailey who I like!

Oh, shit.

Wow...

Just wanted to post this to address how unpopular my blog is!!



BBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

The Big, Fat Caterpillar

We finally finished WKCE testing... YES!! We get to sit in our original seats again, so I sit by Patrick, Alex, and S'Kerryon again. Yay!

So, today, Alex and Patrick were were "academically insulting" each other. So that sort of means that they just use scientific words to insult each other. Kinda awkward. cause I sit in between them and all. So, while they were calling each other sponges and parasites and stuff, Patrick called Alex a big, fat caterpillar. *sigh.* They are so, so weird. So weird.

Dylan is who we're gonna meet today. So, everybody in my class, practically hates Dylan. Except me, of course. I think he's a pretty good guy. We had to be partners today in math, and he's really nice. It would suck if this really happen, and I hate to admit it, but I might be developing a crush one him! GASP!


So... I really hope I don't like him, because a few weeks ago I heard Alex and Patrick whispering about me... This just sucks.

So every week, a few kids, 9 maybe, get nominated for being a good person and they get to put their favorite things, posters, ect. about themselves. And guess who got nominated? Jarrett. Yeah, he's just a wonderful person who loves everyone! God, I hate him. HATE HIM!!

The Best Burrito

So... something I forgot to add. Alex told me to go home and look up the best burrito song yesterday. Well, I did, and it was the single weirdest thing I have ever seen.

This is the best burrito I've ever eaten! YUM YUM YUM!

SNOW!!???

So... for the past week we've had to take these dumb tests. WKCE. Everyone in the state of Wisconsin has to take them.  Right before out reading test, BAM! It started snowing!! SNOWING!! I HATE SNOW!!

We stayed inside for recess today, and I played basketball with my friends Emma and Sierra. It was fun, but I missed a catch, and guess who it hit?? Jarrett. So, I ran over get it, and he picked it up, smiling, waiting for the person to retrieve it. When he saw it was me, his smile faded and he threw the ball at me with extra force. *sigh.* So immature.

I don't think I've told you about Ryan yet. But I have a feeling you'll be hearing a lot about him later on. He is this hillbilly guy who thinks he can sing (uhh... yeah... no.). I personally despise him. Whenever my teacher says something funny, he laughs. Loud. He has this ridiculous laugh that everyone within a five mile radius can probably hear. So, whenever he does that, Alex and I (yeah... we still sit by each other, even though my teacher spread all of our desks out)  just look at each other wide eyed. Then we usually start laughing. Typical.

Jill is back. She's been gone for about 2 weeks. She doesn't know what she missed. Whatever. I actually enjoyed my time away from her. I finally got to sit by myself on the bus, without that psycho, pink-haired wannabe. (Did I ever tell you she has pink hair??)

Wow. Just reading my posts, then looking around at some other blogs... My life is weird. Really.... Really..... Weird. But I like it that way. I like it a lot.

ZOO! BOO! and exploding brains.

So, Alex found out how to do new words on his calculator on Friday. First he typed in BOO!!! except he kind of overdid the exclamation marks. So it sort of looked more like this.

BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Math is scary.

He also typed in zoo. And dad. *sigh.*

In math, we had to do an algebra packet and work in partners. My partner's name was Mitch, and he was really hyper. We were working on it, and he kept on going on and on about how his brain was going to explode.

Then, yesterday, on Saturday, there was a football game. I hated it. Even though my town is in state, and has won 2 or three years in a row, Jill was tormenting me. I hate her. With passion. And my one friend that was there, Scotty, got kicked out of that section and had to go home. :'(

Well, I'll probably talk to you tomorrow.

Happy (late) Halloween!

No, I'm not crazy, I know that Halloween was two days ago.

So, I still go trick or treating (yeah... I know, a little weird, right?). And I went with my two friends, Krissy and Isabelle. Krissy was Strawberry Shortcake, Isabelle was an angel, and I went as the tooth fairy, not Barbie. Change of heart.

So, today, we're going to meet some new people. S'Kerryon, Patrick, and Anthony. Oh, great fun.

S'Kerryon is kinda.... kinda scary. I sit by him now.

Oh yeah! We switched seats! I sit by Patrick (we're gonna meet him), Alex (^-^), and S'Kerryon (We'll meet him too.) I like it... Kinda.

So... S'Kerryon is.... well... crazy. He was new this year, and he's the "class clown". I just think he's weird. I sit kind of diagonal from him.

I sit across from Alex. I have another story about that, too.

Patrick is Alex's best friend. He loves LEGO's and is probably one of the weirdest but quietest people I know.

So, Alex typed in BOO! on his cauculator. Again. And I laughed. At least I sit by him!

(Sorry I didn't talk about Anthony. I gotta go.)

Barbies!!

Well... I'm at my grandma's house, doing nothing. So I guess I'll just ramble on about what's happened today.....

So, my mom, my 4 year old cousin, Taylor, my great aunt and I all went to a vintage store near my grandma's house. Now my mom had her heart set on me being a biker chick, but really, I didn't want to. I just kinda wanted to be pretty. That probably sounds like the dumbest thing you've ever heard, but oh well. So, my mom wanted me to be a Barbie. I just said that that was fine, and then my four year old cousin started pointing out tutus and dresses and stuff, and she actually found a really pretty one. It is pink, and it has a real tight torso and then at the waist, it flares out. Hard to explain. I'll have to take a picture of it to show you.

Now in my opinion, I look frigging hot in that dress. My mom said that it fits me like a glove, and it does fit me quite well. I just don't know how I'm going to go to school with that on! It'll be kind of embarrassing, right?

Well, I'll just have to tell you how it goes on Tuesday, since you probably won't hear from me on Monday, since it's Halloween and all.

Well... Bye.

Fish? No.

Okay... So I'm at my grandma's house. We just went to this place called The Evergreens for fish fry. Now I ate WAY too much... and I almost hurled in the bathroom.

This four day weekend seems to be droning on and on... I'm so bored! I want to go to school.... (wierd, right?)

Happy (late) Diwali Day!

Yeah... so you're probably wondering what the Diwali day thing is all about. I'll talk about that later.

So, two days ago was the talent show. Oh god, I was nervous, and when I finally got up there, my class was sitting in the front and almost all of them were making llamas with their hands. I held back my laughter. Then people, some of them I didn't even know, were complimenting me. That's nice, huh?

Well yesterday a lot of things happened. A girl named Willow Smith at my school (ha ha!) had her birthday and when they announced it on the loudspeaker in the morning, Alex and I started laughing so hard!

Speaking of Alex, he is in almost the same group for me as everything, including my reading group. So yesterday, we were just finishing up a book called The Red Kayak (it's pretty good!) and we were talking about car crashes. So these three people were using their book as cars and crashing them and making a so called 'wimpy' sound when the cars crashed. So me Alex were walking back to the classroom and he said; "Cars don't make that noise when they crash!" Then he made the noise he thought they should make... and well I can't really describe that. I'll try to write it out, though.

Bshhh- AAAA- Splat.

That was weird.

At the end of the day, Chris was putting up his chair and he "dropped it" and the another desk almost tipped over on Alex. The chair did fall off though.

Then Alex was looking through his planner, and he came up to me and he said, "Hey Grace! Happy Diwali day!" I looked at him like he was insane and then he showed me that it tiny little words it said that it was Diwali day. Yay...?

So this is going to be a very boring 4 day weekend. Yeah, that's right. We get today and tomorrow off. And since all of this stuff I post about happens at school.... Yeah... I'm bored already.

Talent show... ugh.

So, tomorrow, there's a talent show at my school. I don't want to do it. I really don', but my voice teacher insisted. So, here I am, having to sing Someone Like You by Adele, in front of Alex and Jarrett and Jill... and everybody!

So, nothing really happened today. Nothing much. But I'm sure lots will happen tomorrow, with all of the commotion of the talent show and stuff.

And by the way... this hillbilly guy in my class is singing too. Awkward.

BOO!

You're probably wondering what this title is all about. No, it's not because of Halloween or anything. It's about calculators.

So, Alex didn't have the right calculator, so he went out and bought a new one, and guess what? That one was for college level math or something. And he can type words in it, and he was messing around with it, and he typed in the word boo. Then he figured out how to put in one of these babies, !!, and he was doing that the whole homeroom. It was frigging hilarious. Here are some of the things he typed in:

Boo!

Dad!

Mom!

Grace!

Alex!

Brady!

He's probably even more weird than Travis. And he's frigging weird. Trust me on that one.

Well...

Finally... yesterday I had a wonderful day. One without Chris. He was absent. And I thought today would be another brilliant day because Jill was gone... but no.

Today was crazy hat and sunglasses day, and everyone in my school, (the popular kids and the wannabes mostly,) seems to think that these stupid nerd glasses with tape in the middle of them are cool. Uh... Yea... No. I hate them. They look so... so... stupid! And Jill just popped the lenses out of these awesome sunglasses she used to have... RIP sunglasses. Jill wore those.

And she also wore this hat that made her look like a few birds just died on her. It's really hard to explain.

I had orchestra again today, and goody goody, guess who I sit by! Chris. I am just about ready to slit my effing wrists because of that kid.

Well, it seems like Jarrett just can't take his stupid eyes off me. I keep on catching him just staring at me... at lunch, waiting for the bus. He is annoying the crap outta me! Can't he tell I don't like him anymore?

Untitled for now...

Sorry I haven't posted in such a long time... but I've been pretty busy. (Let's just say that.)

Well, lots has happened since my last post and now. Have you heard about the guy I like who's in almost all of my classes? Well, I sit by him now. It's so awkward.

So... I don't know what's wrong with my keyboard but it won't get off italics.

OK.... now that the whole italics thing is done, I'll start to talk.

Today Alex went psycho. I mean psycho. It was so strange. I'm not even going to go into the details right now.

I still sit by Chris (oh goodie!) and it's even more awkward then just sitting by Alex. Now I get to sit by the guy I like and my stalker.

Well, I know that post was short... but... bye!

8 HOURS!

So, I babysit every once in a while for my neighbors, and yesterday I had to babysit for them for 8 HOURS! And half the time I was just sitting there by myself! Oh and to all you Nebraska football fans, THE BADGERS BEAT YOU LAST NIGHT, TOO! Okay, bye!

So... does this make me popular now?

Every month or so, my school has a dance. And tonight was one of them. It was one Hell of a ride, I'll tell you that much.

You know Jarrett I was talking about? One: He's sleeping over at my neighbor's house. And two, at the dance, I don't think he knew it was me, but he was totally checking me out! And Travis, a really comical guy from my class last year, touched my butt twice! More pervert than romantic, I'd say. And Connor, another guy who would never speak to me before, was checking me out too. They're all popular, so does this make me popular, too?

-Grace

Stalker issue.

I hate stalkers.

So, there's this guy named Chris. He sits by me in ELA (English) and he's a total stalker! So, yesterday, he was bugging me about who I like, and like the idiot I am sometimes, I told him. Then I said since I told him who I like, he had to tell me who he liked. And of course, it was me. So now he thinks I like him too (yeah right!) and is following me EVERYWHERE! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, CHRIS, (and I really doubt you are...) I HATE YOU!

Anyways...

So remember the president of the goldfish club, the guy I like? Well he's back.

His name is Alex. I'm not going to give out his last name, for you child predators. He was so calm, and perfect and stuff but as I said in the post about the goldfish club, he goes absolutely insane in orchestra.

So I walk in to orchestra, and I start playing my violin, and then Alex walks in and accidentally smacked me in the side with his viola.

"Ooh, I'm sorry!" He said in a girly voice. I laughed under my breath, because it sounded so ridiculous.

Then he sat in front of me, by a guy named Alex too, and while I was playing, and then I heard this weird crying-like sound. I looked up and guess who it was.

"What are you doing?" I asked Alex.

"He won't give me goldfish." He said in his normal voice, then went back to "crying".

He's a weird guy, and that's exactly why I like him.

Ugh...

Well, today I learned an awful lot about Jarrett (my old crush) today, and a lot of my other old classmates, I guess.

One: he broke his arm. That's what he gets for breaking my heart, I guess.

Two: Jarrett used to be best friends with this guy named Max, and I was never that fond of Max, but I'm gonna write about him anyways.

So... Jarrett used to be BFF's with this guy Max. They'd sit with each other at lunch, shoot hoops at recess, and made sure they were on the same baseball and basketball teams together. But I saw Max at recess playing ball tag or whatever they do and he ran past Jarrett, and Jarrett said hi, and Max wouldn't even look at him. I know it doesn't sound so bad, and I know I should hate my old crush and all... But still. I feel bad that such a good friendship had to be crushed just because they have no classes together.

Now this story is sad to me.

I'll probably be dead by tomorrow.

You remember that girl who called Jarrett and ruined the whole relationship and lied to me about her boyfriend? Well, she's back and ready to ruin my life once more.

So, some real smart girl (see how I'm using my sarcasm here?) asked me if I liked Jill (aka the destroyer of lives) and of course I said no. So then the girl, Jordan went over and told Jill I didn't l didn't like her! And because she thought we were like best friends, she's probably trying to make up some magical potion to burn my face of as we (or I...) speak.

Well, I hope I make it through tomorrow.

-Grace

Dang South America.

Well... My mom decided it would be better to take away my iPod, and my access to all computers.
Well, I just got my iPod back (thank god!) so I can post off this app.

We had a quiz a few days ago where we had to name all the countries in South America, and I got 4 wrong. It was and OK score, but of course, Jill, the one who has ruined almost all of my relationships with any guy I've ever known, just had to overhear the teacher talk to me about how much I bombed that test.

"I got a hundred percent on my quiz!" Jill shoved the paper into my face. "What did you get, Grace?"

"Why does it matter?" I said, irritated.

"Oh, I just wanna know."

"I did good."

Jill took my quiz and read the whole thing. "9 out of 13? You suck at this!"

The teacher wasn't in there, and I swear to got that dumb-ass Jill would've been expelled if she had heard that.

God, I hate her.

Location:On my couch

Homework

Stupid homework. I have tons of it! No time!!!

The Goldfish Club and liars.

Well… I'm grounded for a week, so I can't go on the computer. "How is she posting this then?" you must be wondering. Well, I got this app called BlogPress, and it lets me post this right off my iPod.

Anyways, not much has happened between now and three days ago. Except a few things.

Let's go back 3 days. So at lunch recess, I was hanging out with my friend, who was hanging out with a total brat. But I had no one else to hang out with. The total brat was the one that called my old crush by the way. She is in my 6th grade class, so I have to put up with her all day, everyday. And that day, she told me she had a boyfriend. Well, she had told me that a lot, but this time, when we went to go talk to him… well, let's just say he didn't really want to associate with her.

Liar.

And now for what you've all been waiting for. The goldfish club.

In orchestra, which is a class you can take during the school year, there was this kid from my class, Alex. Now he seemed all calm and quiet and shy. He's in my orchestra class, and he stood up in front of the class to make an "important announcement".

"Everybody has to bring in goldfish!" And I don't mean the actual fish, but the addictive crackers everyone loves. Then, he made me the vice president. Yay.

Location:The goldfish club.

Today was not a good day.

So, today I thought it would be fun to bike to Culvers. And it was, I biked up there with a friend, and on the way back, we saw a trail. And as I was biking down it, I don't know what I was going for, but I swerved, lost balance, and did a face plant! Now I have a huge scab on my face! I don't know what I'm going to do tommorow at school to cover it up, but I must cover it up! It looks like a huge zit....

Hey everyone!

Thank you so much for viewing my blog! Even though this is my first post, I'm just going to go on and explain everything.

So, there was this guy. His name was Jarrett. I liked him all through last year, but this summer, my neighbor decided it would be funny to start calling him saying it was me. Then, I thought he would be really mad at him, and after a few tears, I got over him.

And this year, I met a new guy, who is pretty hot, but I have no idea if he's into me because he's SO SHY! I started to like him. Then, yesterday (Friday) there was a high school football game, and of course, Jarrett just had to be there.

So, a little bit later into the game, a kid in a grade younger than me comes up to me and announces "My friend Brody thinks your really hot." I was confused. I had no idea who this Brody was, and I hadn't noticed anyone from where the boy was sitting staring up at me. "Well, he wants to ask you out."

"Well, I don't know who he is-"

"I can show you to him."

"Uh... no thanks."

And until half-time, those annoying little 5th graders were telling all my friends to tell me that Brody thought I was hot.

Then, my neighbor that called Jarrett all throughout the summer was walking to the concession stand, and when she got in line, oh joy, Jarrett was standing right in front of her, talking to a friend of his.

"Grace was staring at me the whole game!"

And I'm sure his friend did this just because my neighbor tells me everything, and she'd definitely tell me this, he says "Grace that was in our class last year, the one you like?"

So I really don't know if he really said that, or if Jill (my neighbor, is just sucking up to try to get me to renew our never existing friendship.